In the show's opening number, the townspeople of Juddville welcome the audience to Wisconsin and explain why they love the Green Bay Packers.
Lyrics
WELCOME TO WISCONSIN
WE GOT HEAVEN HERE
WE GOT DE MILK, WE GOT DE HONEY, AND WE GOT DE BEER
WE GOT LAKES A' SKY-BLUE WATER
WE GOT TREES A' GOLD
WE FEED OUR COWS AND KEEP OUR VOWS AND DRINK OUR
SCHLITZES COLD
WE LOVE OUR CHURCH ON SUNDAY
IT SETS OUR MIND AT EASE
WE TANK DE LORD FOR BEING BORN HERE IN DE LAND A' CHEESE
BUT MOST OF ALL WE TANK OUR FADDER FOR DE GIFT SUPREME
HE GAVE US HIS FAVORITE TEAM!
CHORUS:
U-RAH-RAH-RAH WOOMTY ALLY AY
DIS SUNDAY IS DE DAY OUR PACKERS GET TO PLAY
NO UDDER TEAM CAN TOUCH GREEN BAY
LET'S WIN DIS GAME, YA-HEY!
DIS HERE TOWN IS JUDDVILLE
AND SHE'S A DOOZY, TOO
A PLACE SO SMALL YOU'LL MISS HER IF YA SNEEZE AS YOU
DRIVE TRU
WE ARE APPLE FARMERS WHO FIGHT BUGS WID ALL OUR WARES
JUST LIKE OUR NOBLE PACKERS BATTLE WID DEM DIRTY BEARS
CHORUS:
U-RAH-RAH-RAH WOOMTY ALLY AM
OUR PACKERS GOT A PLAN TO WHACK 'EM IN DE CAN
YOU GOT DE SPEED, YOU GOT DE SIZE
SO WIN DIS GAME, YOUSE GUYS
BRIDGE:
GREEN BAY, GREEN BAY, GREEN BAY, GREEN BAY
PRIDE OF NORT'EAST WISCONSIN
JEWEL OF THE FOX RIVER VALLEY
TOILET PAPER CAPITAL OF THE WORLD!
GREEN BAY, WE SING YOUR PRAISES
WE'RE LIVING BY DE PROMISED LAND
IN GREEN BAY WE DONE WHAT UDDERS ONLY DREAM
WE'RE DE ONLY FANS DAT OWN OUR TEAM!
SO, WELCOME TO WISCONSIN, WE GOT HEAVEN HERE
THE TOURISTS COME FROM ALL AROUND
TO DRINK OUR CUP OF CHEER
NATURALLY OUR STATE WOULD BE DE PLACE DEY MOST ENJOY
'CUZ IF HEAVEN'S IN WISCONSIN
YOU KNOW WHAT'S IN ILLINOIS
CHORUS:
U-RAH-RAH-RAH WOOMTY ALLY AY
TOMORROW IS DE DAY OUR PACKERS GET TO PLAY
NO UDDER TEAM CAN TOUCH GREEN BAY
LET'S WIN DIS GAME, YA-HEY!
LET'S WIN DIS GAME, YA-HEY!