Peggy, confused after being attracted to the alien Packer known as 39, is in the kitchen when her mother Marge finds her. Marge is thrilled when she surmises that Peggy has met a man; Peggy admits she has, but doesn't want to reveal that he's an alien and just tells her mother that they are "really different." Marge says that "all men are really different", and sings to her about how she met Harvey. Marge also expresses the hope that Peggy will also find someone to love.
Lyrics
A YOUNG POLISH GIRL GROWING UP IN CHICAGO
I NEVER MISS CHANCE TO SEE MIGHTY BEARS PLAY
THEN ONE SUNDAY I RODE THE TRAIN NORTHWARD
AND FOLLOWED MY TEAM TO THE TOWN OF GREEN BAY
THE BEARS GOT HOT, I DROPPED MY BRAT
A YOUNG MAN NAMED HARVEY PICKED IT UP OFF THE GROUND
HE SAID, "HERE YOU GO."
I SAID, "THANK YOU, NO."
AND HE GOBBLED THAT WHOLE BRATWURST DOWN
THE THINGS MEN DO WILL MAKE NO SENSE TO YOU
THAT’S THE WAY GOD MADE THEM AS SURE AS COWS GO MOO
I HOPE ONE DAY YOU WILL LOVE ONE ANYWAY
BUT IT'S NOT UP TO ME WHO MAN THAT WILL BE
YOU'LL KNOW WHO
HE COULD BE A BARBER, A DOCTOR, A LAWYER
HE COULD BE A NAVY MAN SAILING THE SEA
HE COULD COME FROM WAY DOWN BY NEENAH-MENASHA
OR - HEAVEN HELP US - COME FROM THE U.P.
WHO KNOWS? YOU MIGHT EVEN MARRY A FARMER
WHO LIVES FOR YOUR LATKES AND WARM CHERRY PIE
BUT WHOEVER MAY WOO
ONLY YOU WILL KNOW WHO IS THE APPLE OF YOUR EYE
YES, IT'S TRUE
MEN WILL MAKE NO SENSE TO YOU
FOR MOST OF THEIR LIVES
SWEETHEARTS AND WIVES
ARE STUMPED BY WHAT THEY DO
I HOPE SOME DAY
YOU WILL FIND ONE ANYWAY
BUT WHETHER, MY DARLING, YOU'RE EVER A BRIDE
OR STUDYING SCIENCE IS WHAT YOU DECIDE
YOU ARE MY TREASURE, MY JOY AND MY PRIDE
I LOVE YOU
I LOVE YOU